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"We don't stop having fun when we're old; we're old when we stop having fun"

"Old age is the period when our memories grow shorter and our reminiscences grow longer"

" You are in charge of universe, you are in charge of yourself"

Arnold Bennett

"If you could kick the person responsible for most of your troubles, you wouldn't be able to sit down for months"

"It takes more than good memories to have good memories"

"You never know what you can make till you try"

"The man who gets sick calls a doctor, but the man who becomes ill summons a physician"

"Health is something that makes you feel it's a fine day when it isn't"

"Women live longer than men, but that's only fair because they have more to say"

"If I had my way. I would make health catching instead of disease"

"You can always live on less when you have more to live for"

"Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans"

"Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence"

"Having fun is like buying life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs"

"The best way to keep healthy is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do what you rather not"

"The picture of health requires a happy frame of mind"

"If you want to be popular, never lie about yourself, and never tell the truth about others"

"A good time to retire is before it's too late to have a good time"

"Some people grow old gracefully, while others keep disgracefully young"

"No matter how old you are, you are younger than you'll ever be"

"A man is as young as he feels, a woman is as old as she looks"

"In youth every temptation is an opportunity, in age every opportunity is a temptation"

"The trouble is that the young don't know what to do, and the old can't do what they know"

"Youth would be more interesting if it came later in life"

This one is from our resident collection

The golden years are here at last

I can't see, I can't pee, I can't chew,I can't screw.

My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell, I look like hell.

The golden years have come at last, the golden years can kiss my ass.